Drunk!!!!!

Johnny is over and he's gotten me drunk.  It's like old times.  Dave and a bunch of his guys hung out tonight while I was working and when Dave came home it was clear he was a bit drunk.  Of course, Johnny found our rum and they concocted my favorite drink and because I'm the lightest weight in the world I find myself quite tipsy.  Dave is now talking about how he got into a big fight with the eight grade bully and I find it so funny.

Of course,  I love Dave so I always find him funny because you know I'm in love.  It's that typical Lifetime girl who's like, "oh, hahahha, he's so funny.  Isn't he so tough."  It's full of adoration and a teen being enamored with the cute guy in the classroom.  I don't know if that made any sense but I made a promise that I would write everyday and here I am.  I need to get these last two paragraphs.

So since I'm really drunk and it doesn't seem to be letting up anytime so I figure I should thank you all for this crap that you read everyday from me.  It's pure shit, my friends but you all already know this and you read it anyway which is how I know you love me.  You must love me to read this and I want to thank you all for that.  You are the bestest friends a girl can have and since I began this post I'm about three times more drunk so I'm going to stop now before I start misspelling words and stuff.  That would be embarrassing.  Also, I miss you all.  I need to see each and everyone of you really, really soon. Love you!